Would you Read Tila Tequila’s Book?

Filed Under: Celebs, Tila Tequila

Like Oh-EM-GEE Guys you can totally go pre-order Tila Tequila’s new Book Hooking up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party on Amazon.com right now.

From Tila’s MySpace blog:

Hey Guys!!

Guess what??? My new book that I have been talking about for soooo long is finally finished and it is now available for PRE-ORDERS! WOooohoooo! One of my dreams of becoming a book author has finally come true and I am very happy with the way it all turned out! I think that you guys did a fantastic job sending me some of the questions you had on your mind and I hope that you enjoy reading my answers and advice to you all just as much! This book covers info on how I made it to the top and what to do when you’re feeling down in the dumps about life, love, and everything else in between! Come with me on this journey as I share my life experiences in a very intimate way with all of you! This is something that I will cherish forever! Be the FIRST ones to order my book, HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, online now! Book will be out IN STORES on December 9th, but if you order now, you can be the 1st ones to get it! YAYYYY! I hope you love! One of my proudest moments!

Love,
Tila

Because she’s an expert on this stuff, right? uggh she drives me crazy.  The only thing she’s been on top of is a lot of men….ZING!!!  I swear, if anyone buys this and takes it seriously, i’ll shoot them.

All my Stripper Friends

All my Ex-Boyfriends

Tila Tequila’s Girl likes Peen

Filed Under: Celebs, Reality Show Stars, Tila Tequila

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Tila Tequila is heartbroken, and pissed. I haven’t been with it this season but it was pretty funny that Tila got dumped again. Come on’ girl.

Anyway she picked a girl (Kristy Morgan) this time and apparently the girl likes the Peen. cause of this Tila decided to share to the world her feelings, through a heartfelt poem. Now imagine her rapping it. Honestly, i’m surprised she doesn’t TyPe LiKe tHiS!!!!1111!!!!

Tila, just take it as a learning experience.

Below is a picture of Kristy Morgan. Girl got back.

Celebrities at the MTV movie Awards 2008

Filed Under: Audrina Partridge, Celebs, Christian Siriano, Christian Siriano, Fashions, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Liv Tyler, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Reality Show Stars, Red Carpet, Rumer Willis, Whitney Port

This years MTV Movie Awards was held at The Gibson Theater in Universal City, LA. Also nearby a 3 alarm fire but the show must go on right? Here are the celebrities that came down the YELLOW carpet…

Jason Bateman, Will Smith and Son, James Franco and Seth Rogan, Robin Antin

Sarah Jessica Parker, Anne Hathaway, Ellen Paige

Heidi Montag who actually looks btter than Lauren Conrad (I love the Herve Leger dresses)and Spencer Pratt, Stephanie Pratt, Whitney Port I love her shoes!, Lauren Conrad looking plain as usual, Audrina Partridge looking great with bangs and her new girls.

Whitney Port and her GORGEOUS shoes, Lauren Conrad, Rainn Wilson, and Mr. Fierce Tranny Hot Mess himself Christian Syriano. I don’t have a picture of it but someone is wearing one of his gowns.

Kristin Stewart, Megan Good, Tila Tequila (She’s looking real fug nowadays) and a screenshot of Zach Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

Chris Brown, Lindsay Lohan looking healthy and gorgeous, Jennifer Hudson, Sean Faris, Cam Gigandet

Seth Rogan and James Franco perform a skit about marijuana, Liv Tyler, Rumer WIllis, Emma Stone, Anna Faris and Katharine McPhee

Megan Fox, Ellen Paige faux kissing Jason Bateman, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron

Tacky Celebs at Spike’s Guys Choice Awards

Filed Under: Celebs

Honestly, What credible actress/human being would attend something called ‘Guys Choice Awards’?

I don’t have much info about the guys choice awards but I bring you pictures of celebrities who attended.  Up Top Cameron Diaz accepting an award from David Spade.

Tila Tequila looking fug (Tacky), Harrison Ford who probably won some sort of achievement award, Matt Damon

Melanie Brown looking gorgeous with husband, Marissa Miller who could be Jessica Simpson and Denise Richards love child, Kat Von D from LA ink (Tacky, but thats her style), and Holly Madison (tacky)

The Girls Next Door and Hugh Hefner (are we preggers yet holly?) Kendra actually looking good not at all skanky, Bridgette Marquete on the other hand (tacky), and Anna Faris looking hot than most of the fug in this post.