Tacky Celebs at Spike’s Guys Choice Awards

Honestly, What credible actress/human being would attend something called ‘Guys Choice Awards’?

I don’t have much info about the guys choice awards but I bring you pictures of celebrities who attended.  Up Top Cameron Diaz accepting an award from David Spade.

Tila Tequila looking fug (Tacky), Harrison Ford who probably won some sort of achievement award, Matt Damon

Melanie Brown looking gorgeous with husband, Marissa Miller who could be Jessica Simpson and Denise Richards love child, Kat Von D from LA ink (Tacky, but thats her style), and Holly Madison (tacky)

The Girls Next Door and Hugh Hefner (are we preggers yet holly?) Kendra actually looking good not at all skanky, Bridgette Marquete on the other hand (tacky), and Anna Faris looking hot than most of the fug in this post.

Why Hugh Hefner will Never Marry Holly Madison

Oh poor Holly, Barking up the wrong tree.  If Only she can convince Hef like Anna Nicole convinced that really old guy.

Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner’s “lead” girlfriend Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old. But it seems the busty blonde is starting to give up on her dream.

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.
I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”
But not only is the men’s magazine mogul refusing to commit to just one woman, he’s refusing to give up his passion of perusing pictures of beautiful (yet bare) bodies.

“I have no plans to retire,” Hefner added. “It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me.”
Speaking of endings, could his other two “Girls Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, also be getting ready to move on?

“My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately,” Bridget said.
Kendra added that her future plans also involve motherhood and marriage while at the same time she aspires to build up her brand name, so with her own label Kdub clothing ready to launch, it seems she’s well on the way to independence.