Why Hugh Hefner will Never Marry Holly Madison

Filed Under: Holly Madison

Oh poor Holly, Barking up the wrong tree.  If Only she can convince Hef like Anna Nicole convinced that really old guy.

Since she first laid eyes on the Playboy mogul in 2001, Hugh Hefner’s “lead” girlfriend Holly Madison has made it no secret that she wants to get hitched to the 82-year-old. But it seems the busty blonde is starting to give up on her dream.

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.
I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”
But not only is the men’s magazine mogul refusing to commit to just one woman, he’s refusing to give up his passion of perusing pictures of beautiful (yet bare) bodies.

“I have no plans to retire,” Hefner added. “It’s the perfect combination of work and play that keeps you young. If I quit work it would be the beginning of the end for me.”
Speaking of endings, could his other two “Girls Next Door,” Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, also be getting ready to move on?

“My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I’ve been thinking about that a lot lately,” Bridget said.
Kendra added that her future plans also involve motherhood and marriage while at the same time she aspires to build up her brand name, so with her own label Kdub clothing ready to launch, it seems she’s well on the way to independence.

Stars at the Kentucky Derby

Filed Under: Celebs, Fashions, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, The Girls Next Door, Who Wore It Better

First a Who Wore It Better? Heidi Montag in a Ralph Lauren 08 Runway look or the model. I say the model, but models always look better. Heidi looks good too, it fits the derby theme.

One more of Heidi Montag and BF/BFF Spencer Pratt. I got to give it to Spencer, I hate the guy and think he’s a douche but he knows how to work a suit.

The Girls Next Door came. The first is for the actual Derby, the second picture was taken at the Barnstable Brown gala. Kendra Wilkinson (the one on the far left) always looks like the odd one out, while the other 2 know how to work events. They always theme out. It always makes looking at them fun.

Other stars that showed up (and pictured below) include Adrien Grenier and Isabel Lucas, Gabrielle Union, and Molly Sims. There were other celebrities but sort of on the D-list, I figure you can live without them for now.