Jessica Alba Making $$ off Baby Honor

The baby whoring continues.  Its rumored that Jessica Alba has sold baby pictures of Honor Marie Warren to OK magazine for $1.5 million.  OK magazine also gets picture of baby’s first holiday (the holiday not decided yet).

Honor, we’re told, is just “adorable” and the pictures, taken this week, are “so cute.”

She was smart to wait a little because 2 month year olds are a little cuter than newborns, hence Jamie Lynn’s mistake.  Fudge Jessica’s baby where’s Halle’s?

Speidi with Guns!

Everyone run for the Hills (lol, no pun intended but wasn’t that brilliant?), Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have obtained their right to bear arms.

The lovers were practicing at the firing range in LA where they learned shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. The two were concerned about their protection ever since their new founded fame. Its rumored that they spent $10,000 on weapons.

I love their “heat of the moment” faces. They look like a cross between white trash and Siberian terrorist couple that Steven Segal has to annihilate. I’m betting you by the end of this year one of them is going to blow off a body part.

Jamie Lynn Spears 1st Baby Pictures

(a baby holding a baby) A new member of the Spear’s Clan Maddie Brynn makes her debut this week on ET and in OK magazine. And it looks exactly what it is, another teenager holding a baby. So where’s daddy?

Anyway the baby looks like a baby to me, its not cute yet until it reaches about 4-5 months so its no big damn deal.

Viktor & Rolf For Shu Uemura Eyelashes

I’m a big fan of long luscious lashes, I have long ones myself but once in a while I like to enhance them with some falsies. They’re amazing they make your eyes pop and you just feel like a glamorous princess waiting for your prince’s kiss (ok, maybe not that far).

My point is, Viktor & Rolf has teamed up with the Shu Uemura (famous for their lashes of course) and created a line of lashes about $170 each!!! These aren’t your everyday lashes these lashes are exaggerated and unique for certain looks. The focus for this line is Pierrot for spring and summer.

Make your way over to Colette, if you feel like splurging. I’d wear these for a costume event most definitely

Appropriately named the Wing

The Swirl

The Rhombus, with lower lashes too.

Lourdes out with her Papa Carlos Leon

Madonna’s super spawn Lourdes hangs out with her pop’s Carlos Leon (former madonna dancer).  They leave Madonna’s Upper West Side building today, away from mama drama with the whole A-Rod debacle.  I love lourdes style,  I heard that Mama gave her a credit card.  She’s going to be gorgeous and fierce when she grows up.

She is going to rule the world one day.  Mark my words, she gots her mama’s ambition.

mmm pops is a FILF.

Shaq and Shawnie still together?

All that news about Shaq and Shawnie divorcing was sort of bunk when I saw this photo of them together for the 4th of July in the Caman Islands.  This doesn’t look like a man who’s getting divorced, unless he’s just a huge arm cushion for his wife.

She looks like she just killed him and is thinking of what  to do with his body.

Danity Kane’s D.Woods Turns 24

(been feeling under the weather lately, forgive me for lack of posts)

SO Danity Kane’s own D. Woods Celebrated her 24th birthday a little bit early in Atlanta. I’m guessing this was an 80’s themed birthday but it seems that only Aubrey O’Day decided to dress up. She’s kinda looking like Tammy Faye right now. It also seems like Aubrey got her lips injected cause they look mad swollen, and she’s not even drunk yet.

And theres a picture of Jazzy Jeff spinning the event. I love when Uncle Phil literally throws Jazzy Jeff out of the House.

Tila Tequila’s Girl likes Peen

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Tila Tequila is heartbroken, and pissed. I haven’t been with it this season but it was pretty funny that Tila got dumped again. Come on’ girl.

Anyway she picked a girl (Kristy Morgan) this time and apparently the girl likes the Peen. cause of this Tila decided to share to the world her feelings, through a heartfelt poem. Now imagine her rapping it. Honestly, i’m surprised she doesn’t TyPe LiKe tHiS!!!!1111!!!!

Tila, just take it as a learning experience.

Below is a picture of Kristy Morgan. Girl got back.

Pineapple Express Posters

New Poster of the movie Pineapple Express is out with James Franco and Seth Rogan’s Hot messy Mugs.  If you love Superbad and Knocked Up (Like Me) you’ll probably love this.  This movie is going to be epic. A modern day dumb and dumber if you will. Have you ever realized that every Apatow related movie has a poster featuring headshots of the characters with stupid looks on their faces?

This summer has got to be the best summer for movies, i’ve been out seeing movies every week and its not ending yet.

Meet Pete Wentz New Puppy, Rigby

Here’s Pete Wentz out and about in LA with his new cute baby bulldog puppy, Rigby. Hemmy has been replaced with a younger model. I can’t believe Pete’s going to be a dad, I remember when Fall Out Boy First started.