Hulk Hogans son Nick Hogan is getting and Early Release from jail.  He stayed for 3 months out of an 8 month sentence in Florida for reckless driving and gets out on good behavior working.  Ah the judge granted him a superficial punishment, 8 months with probation and no license.  pfft.  He’s probably going to move in with Brooke, Glen, and Ashley and they can all work the stripper pole together.

Hello Shit, meet fan.

Comedienne Margaret Cho wants to steam up those glasses (Sarah Palin’s)

I am not voting for McCain. I hope that is obvious. I am sick of everyone saying – “He was a good soldier. He was a good soldier.”

Um yeah. He was captured.

So he was not that good.

And now with Sarah Palin at his side, they have actually become the worst ticket imaginable. The only way it could be worse would be if Satan were running with Chuck Norris as his VP. Actually, Lucifer-Norris sounds better than McCain-Palin.

But even though I would never, ever vote for Palin, I am kind of obsessed with fucking her. She is sexy and hot in a MILF/Cougar way. Like you could have that real mature, straight to the point, adult, over forty, gonna cum multiple times with a big, oversize t-shirt on and nothing else and “I don’t care what I look like cuz I am gonna bust nuts in your curl” kind of fucking with her. I want to steam up those glasses and show her what a pitbull with lipstick really needs – doggy style!

Seriously – I wanna eat her Alaskan pussy from behind. Like an Eskimo. What?! I’m just trying to keep warm!

Although you know that thing is frozen and my tongue would probably stick.

I love this bitch, she cracks me UP.  Um yeah.  He was captured.  So he was not that good. LOLOLOL.  To me Palin’s not hot, maybe conventionally attractive, ok i’ll buy that.  But a religious nut who has pushed 5 horribly named kids out of her box and shoots moose from a helicopter is pretty much the farthest thing from sexy I can possibly imagine.  I can’t wait til this election is over so everyone can get over themselves and we can get back to making fun of celebrities or whatever the hell we do.

First rumors of a baby (HOW?) and now Lindsay Lohan photog wearing a possible engagement ring a diamond encrusted heart shaped possible engagement ring by her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson.  She accompanied Ronson to a DJing gig in New York on Thursday.

I’m not sure about this, it looks like rumors spreading to me cause we all know Lindsay ain’t settling for an engagement ring with a bunch of itty bitty diamonds, that fierce bitch is going to have 10 carat one like the rest of the fierce bitches.  I’m still thinking this is a phase cause lindsay loves the Peen we all know it.  Wilmar fudged it up for her.

Christian Siriano Project Runway Winner last season has created his spring collection and showed it at Bryant Park Fashion Week.  This boy can truly design, he’s going to make it big I bet you.  Sort of a bit similar to his last collection but its still pretty damn good.

This season of project runway is kinda boring.  I miss the snarky remarks by the gays on the show.  And some of these guys can’t design.  I just like watching Michael Kors facial expressions and his off the wall descriptions.

Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs was spotted locking lips with his hunky brazilian lover, Lorenzo Martone as they lunched at Pastis restaurant in NYC.  The 2 have been reported married in a civil solidarity pact in France a few weeks ago. Fact: Brazilians do it better.

Dannnng Marc, Get it girl!  He’s way better than the slut you had before.  If I were a gay man I’d be all over Marc like asians on rice (its ok for me to say it cause i’m asian).  So I was watching his spring collection, in my opinion something went wrong.  I’m going to have to look at it again to convince myself its chic.

Christiano, you’re not so toasted looking, its turning my world upside down.

With the talk about Christiano Ronaldo tradings to Real Madrid and all, Ronaldo was spotted in Manchester getting ready for the season.  He was accompanied by his sister and her child as they went shopping.  He seems to have fixed his teeth.   Christiano Ronaldo is one of those hot guys who have slight gay vibes about them because of their hotness

If you were like me, you watched the VMA’s loved Kanye West’s performance and spent countless minutes trying to find the studio cut of Love Lockdown but to know avail you could only find the live version.  Well now we have found the studio version of it and its available for download

DOWNLOAD HERE>

I listened to this and I actually like the live version better, this is probably a rough cut of the song.  I really hope this isn’t the final version cause the chorus sucked.  Still don’t like the guy, but he’s a musical genius, apparently he wrote the song a week and a half ago.

Below is the live performance if you missed it…

NY Fashion Week is upon us (if you didn’t know) and celebs are flocking the tents.  Here is a surprise to me, Nastia Liuken (gymnastic olympic gold medalist) and Maria Sharapova attend the Peter Som Fashion Show.  Its kind of weird to me to see sports figures at Fashion Week.  I understand Maria Sharapova and her love of fashion, but is Nastia Liuken a budding fashionista?

Nastia is a fierce bitch!  The name says it all.

One more of the 2 at the Vogue After party…

Like Oh-EM-GEE Guys you can totally go pre-order Tila Tequila’s new Book Hooking up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party on Amazon.com right now.

From Tila’s MySpace blog:

Hey Guys!!

Guess what??? My new book that I have been talking about for soooo long is finally finished and it is now available for PRE-ORDERS! WOooohoooo! One of my dreams of becoming a book author has finally come true and I am very happy with the way it all turned out! I think that you guys did a fantastic job sending me some of the questions you had on your mind and I hope that you enjoy reading my answers and advice to you all just as much! This book covers info on how I made it to the top and what to do when you’re feeling down in the dumps about life, love, and everything else in between! Come with me on this journey as I share my life experiences in a very intimate way with all of you! This is something that I will cherish forever! Be the FIRST ones to order my book, HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, online now! Book will be out IN STORES on December 9th, but if you order now, you can be the 1st ones to get it! YAYYYY! I hope you love! One of my proudest moments!

Love,
Tila

Because she’s an expert on this stuff, right? uggh she drives me crazy.  The only thing she’s been on top of is a lot of men….ZING!!!  I swear, if anyone buys this and takes it seriously, i’ll shoot them.

All my Stripper Friends

All my Ex-Boyfriends

Definitely “AWW” worthy.