Christian Siriano Spring 2009 Show

Filed Under: Celebs, Christian Siriano, Christian Siriano, Fashions

Christian Siriano Project Runway Winner last season has created his spring collection and showed it at Bryant Park Fashion Week.  This boy can truly design, he’s going to make it big I bet you.  Sort of a bit similar to his last collection but its still pretty damn good.

This season of project runway is kinda boring.  I miss the snarky remarks by the gays on the show.  And some of these guys can’t design.  I just like watching Michael Kors facial expressions and his off the wall descriptions.

Marc Jacobs kisses Husband

Filed Under: Celebs, Fashions, Marc Jacobs

Fashion Designer Marc Jacobs was spotted locking lips with his hunky brazilian lover, Lorenzo Martone as they lunched at Pastis restaurant in NYC.  The 2 have been reported married in a civil solidarity pact in France a few weeks ago. Fact: Brazilians do it better.

Dannnng Marc, Get it girl!  He’s way better than the slut you had before.  If I were a gay man I’d be all over Marc like asians on rice (its ok for me to say it cause i’m asian).  So I was watching his spring collection, in my opinion something went wrong.  I’m going to have to look at it again to convince myself its chic.

Shuella, The Shoe Umbrella

Filed Under: Fashions, Shoes

Last year on my birthday I planned this night out on the town.  It turns out that mother nature didn’t care for me and decided to make it RAIN.  So instead of wearing my sexy gold pumps i had to switch to the gaudy boots that didn’t match my outfit.  Thank god, when taking pictures no one takes pictures of your shoes. My point is, had I found out about Shuella, I would not have had the problem of switching shoes…

Shuella is cover up for your feet, if you’re wearing heels, Shuella can go right over those and then fold back easily in a zippered pouch.

SHUELLA

Viktor & Rolf For Shu Uemura Eyelashes

Filed Under: Fashions

I’m a big fan of long luscious lashes, I have long ones myself but once in a while I like to enhance them with some falsies. They’re amazing they make your eyes pop and you just feel like a glamorous princess waiting for your prince’s kiss (ok, maybe not that far).

My point is, Viktor & Rolf has teamed up with the Shu Uemura (famous for their lashes of course) and created a line of lashes about $170 each!!! These aren’t your everyday lashes these lashes are exaggerated and unique for certain looks. The focus for this line is Pierrot for spring and summer.

Make your way over to Colette, if you feel like splurging. I’d wear these for a costume event most definitely

Appropriately named the Wing

The Swirl

The Rhombus, with lower lashes too.

Trannies attack Victoria Beckham

Filed Under: Celebs, Christian Siriano, Fashions, Victoria Beckham

The transsexual community is pushing Victoria Beckham under the rug for her support of Project Runway winner Christian Siriano.

If you remember that last post, the trannies are offended by Christians’s catchphrase “Hot Tranny Mess”  Now posh spice is a target too, for supporting Christian.

At least one popular she-male is up in arms over Vic’s approval of Christian. “How dare she support this freak!” an angry transsexual escort from LA named Dawn exclaims.

“She might not have to worry about physical attack but boy is she going to be embarrassed when 50 of us turn up at her next public function and tell the world what we think … No one’s designs are going to do anything for an emaciated stick insect with sparrow legs like her. She might as well stick to the kind of ho-bag outfits we usually see her in. Come to think of it, she’d probably fit in quite nicely in a trailer park.”

A spokesman for the California-based Transsexual Alliance says: “Christian Siriano’s comments have outraged transsexuals across the country.”

“Many of them don’t live in liberal states like California and they are already fighting prejudice and hostility. These are the sort of remarks that whip up absolute outrage. If I were Christian Siriano or – heaven forbid – Posh Spice, I think I’d stay indoors for some time. The transsexual community is going to be after them both.”

Sounds like this situation is just one big hot tranny mess.

Though, to be honest, if for some reason his phrase was “hot Asian mess,” I’d be in a mob with pitchforks and torches.  But I heard he thinks Asians are Fierce. People are so touchy, Get over it! He already apologized.

Miley Cyrus’ “Beautiful” PhotoShoot

Filed Under: Celebs, Miley Cyrus, Photoshoots

I guess this photoshoot of Miley Cyrus is for her new album, some of the pictures are real cute.  Though I dislike her she’s looking good with her new veneers and a pushup bra.   At least she looks her age for once. Her new single sounds like it belongs in the josie and the pussycat dolls movie.

sparkle sunshine. SPARKLE

The Hills AT&T Commercial

Filed Under: Brody Jenner, Celebs, Fashions, Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth

Brody Jenner and Lauren “LC” Conrad came together for an AT&T commercial for the LG Shine. Brody Jenner you douchebag, I don’t see what girls see when they say he’s hot stuff. The real question is, does he still have Brittany Canada Whore on his phone? Below is the commercial, I totally thought I was watching The Hills.

Some pictures of the girls out and about, wheres YOUR LG Shine LC?:

Camp Rock Premiere in NYC

Filed Under: Celebs, Demi Lovato, Fashions, Jonas Brothers, Outfits, Red Carpet

lol at the girl jumping the barrier, I wonder if she got tazered

Camp Rock is the new Disney Movie, and I’m not sure about this cause its not my generation but my sister says its the new movie with the Jonas Brothers, which is like Nsync for my generation. Which means its going to be huge, like high school musical huge. But some of these Tweens outfits are horrid. I guess they’re just practicing since its their first carpet run.

FYI: i’m not familiar with these “celebs” so i might not have info on them just yet. haha

Meaghan Jette Martin plays Tess Tyler aka mini Sharpay (Prom Night Barbie much?), Demi Lovato plays Mitchie Torres she actually looks decent, Jasmine Richards plays Peggy horrid, Anna Marie Perez de Tagle plays ella number 1 on my horrid list. Can you count the trends? its horrible HORRIBLE!!

Giovanni Spina plays Andy, Alyson Stoner plays Gaitlyn Geller she looks good (remember her? she was that white girl in Missy Elliott and Eminem videos. Also, Sally from Mike’s Super Short Show), Aaryn Doyle plays Lola Scott, Jordan Francis and Roshon Fegan plays Barron and Sander

This girl I don’t know, Julie brown?

Old people, Anne Sweeney Co chair of Disney Media Networks President Disney ABC Group, Al Roker’s Wife and kids, Rich Ross on the right president of disney channels worldwide, Stephan Baldwin and Wife (he looks like a creeper)

Donny Deutsch from the CNBC SHow, Maria Canals and Husband she plays Connie Torres and she’s in Wizards of Waverly Place (that I actually have knowledge of cause i secretly watch it), Daniel Fathers plays Brown Cessario

And the Jonas Brothers of course, Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas (with the best hair) and Paul Jonas

LOL at the big body guard not having funzies.

From My sister again, Joe Jonas is apparently dating Demi Lovato (she’s Selena Gomez’s BFF, I knew this too)

The Jonas Family and then the Cast of Camp Rock. Bai Ling is that you on the far left? (jk no)

This post is so full of fail it hurts.

Project Runway Season 5

Filed Under: Project Runway

The fifth season of Project Runway will premiere JULY 16 AT 9PM (new time!)

Oh thank God.
There is never too much Tim Gunn.

Its kinda sad cause this might be the last season ever since they might be moving to Lifetime. EFF you Bravo, Fix yourself.

“where the hell is my chiffon?!” LOLOL

LA Premiere of the Hulk

Filed Under: Celebs, Fashions, Liv Tyler, Red Carpet

The Premiere of The Hulk Movie at the Universal City Walk in Universal Studios it stars Liv Tyler and actor Edward Norton

Liv Tyler wearing a modified Stella McCartney, in fact Stella McCartney wore this dress at the Museum of Arc Costume Institute Gala. I love Liv.

Director Louis Leterrier and Actor Edward Norton.

Director John Favreau, Actor Tim Roth with Wife Nikki Butler, Actress Julie Benz, Actress Alison Sweeney

Director Louis Leterrier and actor Lou Ferrigno, Marvel Comic’s Stan Lee, producer Gail Anne Hurd. Is it me or is Lou Ferrigno Lactating?

Aimee Garcia

All this Hulk Bizznazz reminds me of a friends episode where Ross is wearing leather pants…

Joey: Uh…oh, oh, okay cut slits in the pants right? Then put them back on, go out there and tell her you’re the incredible hulk!

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