Would you Read Tila Tequila’s Book?

Filed Under: Celebs, Tila Tequila

Like Oh-EM-GEE Guys you can totally go pre-order Tila Tequila’s new Book Hooking up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being the Life of the Party on Amazon.com right now.

From Tila’s MySpace blog:

Hey Guys!!

Guess what??? My new book that I have been talking about for soooo long is finally finished and it is now available for PRE-ORDERS! WOooohoooo! One of my dreams of becoming a book author has finally come true and I am very happy with the way it all turned out! I think that you guys did a fantastic job sending me some of the questions you had on your mind and I hope that you enjoy reading my answers and advice to you all just as much! This book covers info on how I made it to the top and what to do when you’re feeling down in the dumps about life, love, and everything else in between! Come with me on this journey as I share my life experiences in a very intimate way with all of you! This is something that I will cherish forever! Be the FIRST ones to order my book, HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, online now! Book will be out IN STORES on December 9th, but if you order now, you can be the 1st ones to get it! YAYYYY! I hope you love! One of my proudest moments!

Love,
Tila

Because she’s an expert on this stuff, right? uggh she drives me crazy.  The only thing she’s been on top of is a lot of men….ZING!!!  I swear, if anyone buys this and takes it seriously, i’ll shoot them.

All my Stripper Friends

All my Ex-Boyfriends

Tila Tequila’s Girl likes Peen

Filed Under: Celebs, Reality Show Stars, Tila Tequila

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Tila Tequila is heartbroken, and pissed. I haven’t been with it this season but it was pretty funny that Tila got dumped again. Come on’ girl.

Anyway she picked a girl (Kristy Morgan) this time and apparently the girl likes the Peen. cause of this Tila decided to share to the world her feelings, through a heartfelt poem. Now imagine her rapping it. Honestly, i’m surprised she doesn’t TyPe LiKe tHiS!!!!1111!!!!

Tila, just take it as a learning experience.

Below is a picture of Kristy Morgan. Girl got back.

Starlets at LG Electronics Party

Filed Under: Celebs, Fashions, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth, Reality Show Stars, Red Carpet, Spencer Pratt, Tila Tequila

The Starlets come out to party at the LG electronics and Scarlet Party at the Pacific Design Center in LA. Above is Ms. Lindsay Lohan (without her “GF” Samantha Ronson), her dress looks fabulous on her, sort of icedancer-ish but I’m in love with short skirts/dresses so I love it. She doesn’t look so grungy as she usually does nowadays.

Lauren “LC” Conrad arrived with her BFF Lauren “LO” Bosworth. I love Lo she’s my favorite girl on the Hills, loved her in the first season, I still love her now.

Emmy Rossum, makes a strange appearance. She doesn’t seem to fit the mold of LA parties. I could see her coming out of an Opera or something. But she looks cute too, a little too elegant for this party it seems.

Of course the couple that you love to hate… Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag.

Seen trailing behind Lauren Conrad’s shadow was ex-hills star Kristin Cavallari. I wonder how she still gets invited to these things if she’s not doing any work. She should get back on the hills and hookup with Brody Jenner or something…WAIT she’s already done that. lol

Tila Tequila, looks like she’s trying too hard. Theres a part of me that likes her (maybe cause she’s my people) and another part that hates her cause shes full of fakery.