Ever since Paris found commitment we haven’t been seeing much of her crazy antics in the world of celebrity gossip. Now rumor has it that she’s broken up with her boyfriend Benji Madden and slutting it up in LALA land. Here we have her sporting a seet hrough teddy at the Playboy Mansion.
Baby girl your weave looks like it came from Barbie’s Closet. The slag is back to her usual antics. Loves it!
Paris Hilton and her wannabe BFF’s arrived at Tao Las Vegas to tape a segment of her new reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. They all learned how to rock with her BF Benji Madden.
The show takes 20 contestants for Paris to find her new best friend, she teaches them her celebutante ways, whatever that is. Herpes all up in this shiz!
My pick? She will definitely choose the girl wearing the leopard print cause she’s the least attractive.
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I found more pictures and my hypothesis seems to be correct. Leopard print girl, who are you fooling.
This years MTV Movie Awards was held at The Gibson Theater in Universal City, LA. Also nearby a 3 alarm fire but the show must go on right? Here are the celebrities that came down the YELLOW carpet…
Jason Bateman, Will Smith and Son, James Franco and Seth Rogan, Robin Antin
Sarah Jessica Parker, Anne Hathaway, Ellen Paige
Heidi Montag who actually looks btter than Lauren Conrad (I love the Herve Leger dresses)and Spencer Pratt, Stephanie Pratt, Whitney Port I love her shoes!, Lauren Conrad looking plain as usual, Audrina Partridge looking great with bangs and her new girls.
Whitney Port and her GORGEOUS shoes, Lauren Conrad, Rainn Wilson, and Mr. Fierce Tranny Hot Mess himself Christian Syriano. I don’t have a picture of it but someone is wearing one of his gowns.
Kristin Stewart, Megan Good, Tila Tequila (She’s looking real fug nowadays) and a screenshot of Zach Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
Chris Brown, Lindsay Lohan looking healthy and gorgeous, Jennifer Hudson, Sean Faris, Cam Gigandet
Seth Rogan and James Franco perform a skit about marijuana, Liv Tyler, Rumer WIllis, Emma Stone, Anna Faris and Katharine McPhee
Megan Fox, Ellen Paige faux kissing Jason Bateman, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron
So when the real stars were out to play at the Costume Gala, Paris Hilton and her friends were stuck at home to have their own party.
David Katzenberg, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden enjoyed a double date last night at Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in Hollywood.
It looks like the not-so-fashionable foursome where shut out of the Costume Insititute Gala last night (by none other than Anna Wintour, that fly mofo) so they had to settle for a far less glamorous party.
Reality celebutante Lauren Conrad with best friend Lo was also ixnayed from New York’s High Society party. For a reported style icon and self-proclaimed “designer”, that’s gotta be a blow!!
Samantha Ronson was also there to spin the event.
Also at the party joined Joel Maddens bro, Benji Madden who was spotted canoodling not with his wife Nicole Richie but none other than archenemy (i’m going along with the superhero theme) Lindsay Lohan. Where was Nicole Richie? at home taking care of your BABY.
While the cat’s home nursing her celebuspawn, the mouse will play with his baby mama’s frenemy!
Coachella this week brought even more celebrities to the mix then last year. It makes me wonder if I should book my tickets for next year if it will guarantee me a celebrity sighting as well as a kick ass music experience. This years line-up was glorious here are MANY of my favorites:
Friday: Tegan and Sara, Diplo, Aphex Twins, Aesop Rock, Jens lekman, Santogold, Datarock
Saturday: Prince, Minus the Bear, VHS or Beta, Mark Ronson, Rilo Kiley, Dredg, MIA, HotChip, Uffie, Yelle, Kate Nash, St Vincent, Bonde Role
Sunday: Metric, Autolux, Grand Ole Party, Justice, Chromeo, Simian Mobile Disco, Sia, Duffy, I’m from Barcelona, Kid Sister and Atrax.
This is just to name a few. I’m so jealous, This was an awesome lineup… Now on to the Celebrities.
Dita Von Teese, whom I never thought would attend such a scene event came in her vintage getup. I love this woman, but you would think she would stay away from music festivals being so pale and all. She’s just one of the few who can pull off pale. Tan is not her color.
Paris Hilton came with her beau (soon to be fiance?) Benji Madden. Her sister Nicky Hilton came with her boyfriend David Katzenberg whom i’ve seen while visiting the greater LA. Nicole Richie also came with Joel Madden and hosted a party in Palm Springs.
Kelly Osborne arrived, i didn’t catch her brother. She looks slim and pale. Maybe pale works for her too?
Kelly Osborne’s Partner from the UK Sienna Miller attended. I remember her coming to Coachella last year (2007)
Kim Stewart, she actually looks very presentable. Not the least bit tacky at all. I believe its the new haircut that changed her. I love her outfits in these photos.
Melanie Griffith came with her kids. This was an odd celebrity sighting but me thinks that she came for her kids. It would have been odder if she came with Antonio Banderas.
Newly Engaged Carmen Electra looking gorgeous. I’ve seen a picture of her ring and its not much to look at. A black diamond just doesn’t scream I’m engaged, its a very rockstar idea but its kinda ugly. Elija wood
David “the Hoff” Hasselhoff came, another odd celebrity sighting. But I believe he also came for the kids. Its nice to see him drinking something other than the ETOH (alcohol).
Steven Tyler came. Kinda weird but it makes sense.
And Lastly Prince performing. It was very odd that he was going to join the lineup. His musics great and all but he just doesn’t fit the hipster scene, unless Prince is trying to go back to his roots? But i’m pretty positive that he brings a good show.
Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden are back from their trip to Moscow for the Russian MTV awards. She was spotted purchasing a few wedding books. Do we hear wedding bells for the 2? What a coincidence, why not have the wedding with Nicole Richie since she’s getting married to Benji’s Broham.
Below are pictures of her coming out of a tanning salon. I actually like her look here, its not up there tacky today.
