Colin Farrell and his Day at the Beach

Colin Farrell out and about on the beach.  Oh, right. his cock is huge. sorry, i was distracted by how scarily thin he is. I miss SWAT Colin.  Manorexic

Jessica Alba out with Baby Honor

Jessica Alba first time out in a while after her birth of Honor Marie Warren.  Daddy Cash Warren accompanied them for the day.  She doesn’t look too worried about Love Guru failing.

I honestly didn’t think she would emerge until she had her 6-pack back.  Nice Pregnancy boobs.

MaryKate Olsen’s Lumberjack Party?!?

LumberJack Chic Bitches!!! Lets have a lumberjack party and eat pancakes and name our own blue oxes!!!!

I’m not sure what this is but sources tell me that these pictures were taken from someone’s photobucket, and that account got HAx0red. Also in these photos are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Masha Gordon (in the trash bag tights) also attended, she’s Nicole’s Friend.

Basically this is what celebs do for fun.

p.s. the pinatas full of coke…JK JK

Kanye West says “Soulja Boy is a genius!”

America’s favorite egomaniac Kanye west is blogging out of his ass again.  Whenever I read his blogs, i always read it with his voice in mind. haha.

Soulja boy is fresh ass hell and is actually the true meaning of what hip hop is sposed to be. He came from the hood, made his own beats, made up a new saying, new sound and a new dance with one song. He had all of America rapping this summer. If that ain’t helping Hip Hop then what is? A bunch of wannabe keep it real rappers that ain’t even relevant, recycling samples trying to act like it’s 96 again and all they do is hate on new shit? Niggas always talk about the golden age but for a 13 year old kid, this is the golden age!!!  That song was so dope cause everything he said had a hidden meaning… that’s Nas level shit… he just put it over some steel drums which is also some Nas shit if you had the 2nd album cassette with the bonus track “Silent Murder” on it.   In closing… new niggas get ya money$$$$$$$$$$$ Keep this shit fresh and original…. ain’t no fuckin’ rules to this shit and that’s what real hip hop is to me.

Fresh ass hell? Come on Kanye you’re smarter than that. The other day I heard Ice-T mentioned that Soulja Boy needs to eat a dick.  that brought the LOLz

I love this…“That song was so dope cause everything he said had a hidden meaning…” So what exactly is the hidden message behind “girl shake that booty meat”?

YOUL! What the hell does that mean?? Shakes head…

Amy Winehouse has TB

Amy Winehouse was recently battling a chest infection which led to her collapsed and a trip to the hospital.  As it turns out doctors have diagnosed her with tuberculosis

She came in coughing up a storm and hurling blood.  Damn can you imagine what her coughing might sound like.  Nowadays i’m just waiting to read her obituary on the gossip pages.  Can’t believe she’s lasted this long.

Man TB.  That’s so old-school… like Oregon Trail old-school.
YOU HAVE DIED OF CONSUMPTION

James McAvoy Post

Someone requested a James McAvoy post so I give you James McAvoy…. Oooh droool bb’s droool.  Here he is at a Wanted Press conference and at the LA premiere.  Now that I realize it, there’s just too much sexy in this post.   Girard Butler’s long lost brother maybe?

I know you can’t stop staring at the crotch shots. It’s like some bizarre form of hypnotism.

The Hills AT&T Commercial

Brody Jenner and Lauren “LC” Conrad came together for an AT&T commercial for the LG Shine. Brody Jenner you douchebag, I don’t see what girls see when they say he’s hot stuff. The real question is, does he still have Brittany Canada Whore on his phone? Below is the commercial, I totally thought I was watching The Hills.

Some pictures of the girls out and about, wheres YOUR LG Shine LC?:

I Miss Gossip Girl

Here’s your gossip girl fix, no they’re not filming a scene its actually Blake Lively together with Penn Badgley.  The 2 took a break from filming today taking Blake’s minipoo Penny out on a walk in the Hamptons.

I hope these 2 don’t ever break up its going to be super awkward on set  if they do.  But they could make it work i mean look at Sophia Bush and that Chad Michael Murray.

p.s. we need more leighton.

Pete Wentz Angels & Kings in Chicago Opening

Pete Wentz’s Family and friends came out to celebrate his birthday as well as the grand opening of Angels & Kings in Chicago. He’s 29 and dresses like a 15 year old boy

Pictured Below: Pete and Ashlee Simpson (who still looks great despite her being preggers), Petes Dad and Mom, Pete and his Dog as a cake, and the last picture is of his CYUTE!!!! DOGGIE Hemmingway.  He’s got a weird obsession with his dog, but who wouldn’t Love love LOVE bulldoggies.

D-Listers at Kira Plastinina Store Opening

(Kira with Jojo)

Kira Plastinina is a 15 year old socialite from Russia who decided to open up her own clothing line with the help of her billionaire daddy Russian orange Juice Mogul. In Russia little girls make more money than you. (Daddy can help fund her hobby lol)  Her store opened up in NYC recently and the D-Listers came out to play.

Tara Reid, Katy Perry trying to make the whole 50s bathing suit/romper thing happen, Khloe Kardashian and Hayden Pannettierre who I think is the classiest bitch up in this shiz.

Katherine McPhee, Kira Plastinina and Audrina Partridge, Sabrina Bryan

Raven Simone looks like she pimped out the girls for this evening, Audrina and Katy Perry

All this gathering needed was some Rumer Willis to complete it.