Madonna’s super spawn Lourdes hangs out with her pop’s Carlos Leon (former madonna dancer). They leave Madonna’s Upper West Side building today, away from mama drama with the whole A-Rod debacle. I love lourdes style, I heard that Mama gave her a credit card. She’s going to be gorgeous and fierce when she grows up.
She is going to rule the world one day. Mark my words, she gots her mama’s ambition.
mmm pops is a FILF.
All that news about Shaq and Shawnie divorcing was sort of bunk when I saw this photo of them together for the 4th of July in the Caman Islands. This doesn’t look like a man who’s getting divorced, unless he’s just a huge arm cushion for his wife.
She looks like she just killed him and is thinking of what to do with his body.
(been feeling under the weather lately, forgive me for lack of posts)
SO Danity Kane’s own D. Woods Celebrated her 24th birthday a little bit early in Atlanta. I’m guessing this was an 80’s themed birthday but it seems that only Aubrey O’Day decided to dress up. She’s kinda looking like Tammy Faye right now. It also seems like Aubrey got her lips injected cause they look mad swollen, and she’s not even drunk yet.
And theres a picture of Jazzy Jeff spinning the event. I love when Uncle Phil literally throws Jazzy Jeff out of the House.
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Tila Tequila is heartbroken, and pissed. I haven’t been with it this season but it was pretty funny that Tila got dumped again. Come on’ girl.
Anyway she picked a girl (Kristy Morgan) this time and apparently the girl likes the Peen. cause of this Tila decided to share to the world her feelings, through a heartfelt poem. Now imagine her rapping it. Honestly, i’m surprised she doesn’t TyPe LiKe tHiS!!!!1111!!!!
Tila, just take it as a learning experience.
Below is a picture of Kristy Morgan. Girl got back.
New Poster of the movie Pineapple Express is out with James Franco and Seth Rogan’s Hot messy Mugs. If you love Superbad and Knocked Up (Like Me) you’ll probably love this. This movie is going to be epic. A modern day dumb and dumber if you will. Have you ever realized that every Apatow related movie has a poster featuring headshots of the characters with stupid looks on their faces?
This summer has got to be the best summer for movies, i’ve been out seeing movies every week and its not ending yet.
Here’s Pete Wentz out and about in LA with his new cute baby bulldog puppy, Rigby. Hemmy has been replaced with a younger model. I can’t believe Pete’s going to be a dad, I remember when Fall Out Boy First started.
The transsexual community is pushing Victoria Beckham under the rug for her support of Project Runway winner Christian Siriano.
If you remember that last post, the trannies are offended by Christians’s catchphrase “Hot Tranny Mess” Now posh spice is a target too, for supporting Christian.
At least one popular she-male is up in arms over Vic’s approval of Christian. “How dare she support this freak!” an angry transsexual escort from LA named Dawn exclaims.
“She might not have to worry about physical attack but boy is she going to be embarrassed when 50 of us turn up at her next public function and tell the world what we think … No one’s designs are going to do anything for an emaciated stick insect with sparrow legs like her. She might as well stick to the kind of ho-bag outfits we usually see her in. Come to think of it, she’d probably fit in quite nicely in a trailer park.”
A spokesman for the California-based Transsexual Alliance says: “Christian Siriano’s comments have outraged transsexuals across the country.”
“Many of them don’t live in liberal states like California and they are already fighting prejudice and hostility. These are the sort of remarks that whip up absolute outrage. If I were Christian Siriano or – heaven forbid – Posh Spice, I think I’d stay indoors for some time. The transsexual community is going to be after them both.”
Sounds like this situation is just one big hot tranny mess.
Though, to be honest, if for some reason his phrase was “hot Asian mess,” I’d be in a mob with pitchforks and torches. But I heard he thinks Asians are Fierce. People are so touchy, Get over it! He already apologized.
Megan Fox doesn’t want brunettes to steal her thunder for her upcoming movie Transformers 2. The brunette hottie wants to be the only attractive brunette for her blockbuster movie.
“Megan is definitely the star of the sequel, and she wants to keep it that way,” a Star spy says. “It’s fine with her if there are hot blondes in the film, but she’s made it clear that she doesn’t want any brunettes.”
LOL thats so ballsy of her. Whats next? Optimus Prime demanding higher pay? I don’t buy it, I heard she’s real chill and not up her own ass at all.
Supermodel coke fiend Kate Moss has been meeting up with Jerry Springer at the Dorchester Hotel discussing her fears for her friend actor Rhys Ifans (who recently split with her rival Sienna Miller).
A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “She’s got a lot on her mind and she tends to take on her friends’ problems and concerns as well.
Jerry listens to her bitch and rant and gives some of his worldly advice. Instead of hating Sienna she learns to calm down with the whole sorry afair.
“This unlikely therapy has turned her into a new woman.” Kate was said to be “beside herself” after learning of the split between Rhys and Sienna, as it reminded her of her own painful separation from troubled rocker Pete Doherty last year. In the aftermath of the break-up, Rhys stayed at Kate’s house to seek her advice about what to do. Kate previously warned Sienna she would “have an enemy for life” if she hurt Rhys.
This is so incredibly random to me. But if I were Kate I’d prefer to ask Maury. I watched Jerry Springer the other day and 11 separate people stripped. It was like a stripping wave.
Afterwards I felt degraded.
I guess this photoshoot of Miley Cyrus is for her new album, some of the pictures are real cute. Though I dislike her she’s looking good with her new veneers and a pushup bra. At least she looks her age for once. Her new single sounds like it belongs in the josie and the pussycat dolls movie.
sparkle sunshine. SPARKLE
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