The First pictures of the Jolie-Pitt Twins have published in Hello Magazine for a hefty amount of money. Included in the family affair are all the kids Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh.
I just died of the cute. Ahhh more sexy baby lips. I can’t believe Maddox is this small and still cooler than me.
A blood delivery man was ouside Amy Winehouse’s Home in london, delivering blood?
“Perk #5789 of being a celebrity: fresh blood delivered right to your door. I always have to wait in a long line at the pharmacy to get my fresh blood!” - Celebslam
I thought the box said urgent food, which would have made more sense to me. I wonder if the box is a similar design to the dominos heat wave to keep the freshness in.
I was watching this trailer and I was laughing hysterically. The trailer for Sex Drive, previously known as Untitled Teen Road Movie, is out. The movie (rated R) is about a guy who meets a girl online and goes to meet her to have sex with her. It stars Josh Zuckerman, Clark Duke, Seth Green, and James Marsden.
I think it would’ve been better if the movie was called Untitled Teen Road Movie. I want to watch it for Fine as HALE James Marsden actin as a Douche and Seth Green acting Amish. I LOLed hard at the end.
Hayden Panettiere shakes hands with her fans at Comic-Con last sunday. Here we have pictures of her sanitizing her hands after shaking the hands of her minions, i mean fans. Hayden You’re doing it wrong
Penn Badgley and Blake Lively the real life lovers were making people uncomfortable on their set. After every take they would suck each others faces. Its rumored that Penn’s characters got a new love interest and its making Blake real uncomfortable. Hence the extreme suck face sessions.
Poor new girl. Casted off as the black sheep since Blake is a jealous ho-bag.
Selena Gomez from Witches of Waverly Place and Nick Jonas from Jonas Brothers are definitely dating. The next Miley Cyrus Star wears a promise ring to symbolize their sexual purity. ppffffft. Selena Gomez stated that the rings are “something we bonded over”
I say bring on the Disney Deathmatch, miley cyrus is going to cut a bitch. If one of these disney bitches got pregnant I would never stop laughing.
Edited:
“The Jonas Brothers are all sweet. They’re so amazing to me. They’ve become really good friends of mine, but I’m not dating any of them,” the 16 year-old Wizards of Waverly Place star said in an interview with Extra on Wednesday.
Oh man look at the bronze beauty Christiano Ronaldo. But I think its a little too bronze for my taste. THe Manchester United star spent another day in the sun lounge at an LA hotel. He’s starting to turn Orange. Ronaldo rubbed his body with hot baby oil and regulary rotated to ensure he got all the spots covered.
The Guy next to him looks charred.
Good, now someone burn it.
Verne Troyer has settled a lawsuite against a port borker after the defendant agreed not to distribute a sex tape of Troyer and a former girlfriend. Troyer filed a $20 million lawsuit against SugarDVD and TMZ for having snippets of the tape up.
Honestly, did you really want to see it? Everytime I think of Verne Troyer i think about when I saw him drunk one day and riding around his scooter naked pissing in a corner on the Surreal Life.
There’s some speculation that somethings wrong with Katie Holmes’ hands. She keeps covering them up, here’s a photo of Tom Cruise clutching the hands tightly. What could this be? Being that Tom Cruise is a crazy person it could very well be something crazy? Random Makeup gone wrong? Spray tan gone awry? Maybe a reversal of what Michael Jackson has? Someone mentioned… Residue from fisting Tom Cruise? LOL!
This song basically kicked Hayden’s Video in the ass, hard, with a swift kick to the balls. My fave model of the moment, Agyness Deyn makes her Debut with New York Band Five O’Clock. I’ve read some critics saying that Aggy is just another celeb trying to make it big in the music world (ahem, hayde panty airs?) I think with this song she could at least make it big with the hipsters. I posted this song on every social network that I’m a part of. The chorus melts my heart.
BTW the song is called WHO. Now these are lyrics you could love.
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